(Note: I, too, find it weird to be reviewing "The Departed." Even weirder, a friend of mine claims she hasn't seen it. I do not understand, and suspect heinous fuckery.)
Late to the Party*: The Departed
* I wasn't late to this particular party. A friend was. Yes, this is the second mention of my "friend" who supposedly "hasn't seen it." Please, feel free to mock my "friend."
Martin Scorsese has made some awesome movies. DUH. I'd like to thank the Academy for "Most Unnecessary Sentence Ever."
There's Taxi Driver, for one. There's Raging Bull, for another. And then there's The Departed, a cops-and-robbers epic. Epic like Peter Jackson wanted to make with Lord of the Rings: The Neverending Movie. This is the one that finally wonScorsese a Directing Oscar, crazy because it's also a very accessible, action-heavy piece, two things Oscar doesn't often seem to care for.
The characters are uniformly well played. Leonardo DiCaprio is a young cop whose largely criminal family makes him a perfect candidate to go undercover in one of Boston's criminal organizations. Matt Damon is another MSP officer with a long-term relationship with those self-same criminals, in particular Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson,) a heavy player in the slimier parts of the Boston Metro area. Vera Farmiga is a police psychologist who's part of DiCaprio's cover and part of Damon's life. The rest of the cast is uniformly terrific, and includes Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, Ray Winstone, Alec Baldwin, and Kevin Corrigan (Professor Professorson!)
So yeah, like a lot of Scorsese movies, it's a bunch of macho white guys swearing at each other and holding each other at gunpoint. Unlike any other Scorsese movie, there's not one but two Wahlbergs. There's more of them than I thought...
Also like a fair few Scorsese pictures, the soundtrack is pretty awesome (Tarantino is nearly as good at needle drops.) For my money, the Dropkick Murphys will forever be associated with this movie - but probably better this movie than most of their fans. And there's a cover of "Comfortably Numb" I'm not sure I'd ever heard before, but that I like quite a bit.
It's not as nuanced as some movies (and occasionally it hits you in the face with a brick full of symbolism. The last shot, particularly, comes to mind.) It's not a deep meditation on the nature of humanity, but it does offer a nasty glance at a world that doesn't quite exist, full of people you don't quite want to be around. It's a fast-paced flick, made by highly skilled professionals. It's a lot like classic John Woo flicks like "The Killer."
Also, The Departed absolutely earns its R rating. Language (of the "dirty" variety,) violence (strong, if sporadic,) sex (honestly, not a lot, but there's pretty much one female character and no openly gay characters,) and drug use (and cigarettes, which is apparently an issue these days.) Probably not one to watch with the kids, but definitely one to watch if you like cops and robbers. The Departed is almost five years old now, which is kind of crazy. Really seems like just a few months ago that I watched it (twice) in theaters.
(Postscript: the phrase "heinous fuckery," a particular favorite of mine, was coined by writer Christopher Moore. Not the one I'm friends with. Moore post coming, now I think of it.)
(Post-postscript: next movie review will be one most folks didn't see. This one's a desert island DVD - Los Tres Entierros de Melquiades Estrada. If I have time this afternoon, I'll watch it again, and post a review later. Not sure I'll have time, though.)
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14 April 2011
04 March 2011
Movie Night
LATE TO THE PARTY (Network)
Well, there aren't many movies on my Netflix queue that I could BE any later to. NETWORK is almost as old as I am (jebus!)
NETWORK might be perfect. It was made by incredibly talented people who actually gave a shit about the movie and who had some modicum of respect for their audience. Nowadays, like "quick, cheap, or good," it seems like you only get to pick two of those qualities.
It won Oscars. Good ones, not the ones INCEPTION got. It was nominated in all four acting categories - Faye Dunaway won Best Actress (and deserved it,) William Holden was nominated for Best Actor (and should have won it,) Beatrice Straight won Best Supporting Actress (with one incredible scene - she had more grace and presence on screen than almost anyone I've ever seen,) and Peter Finch was the first person ever to posthumously be nominated for and win an Oscar as Best Supporting Actor (and unlike in the only other case of a posthumous nomination, he wasn't just doing Nicholson.) Paddy Chayefsky won the Screenplay Oscar because, well, even the blind squirrels at the Academy find an acorn from time to time.
Quick Aside: If you've ever written anything, and want to do it again, you owe yourself more Chayefsky. His writing will make you feel small and untalented, but in a GOOD way.
I don't feel qualified to really say much else about NETWORK. I think this might actually be awe. The real kind, the stuff involving deities. There is SO MUCH going on in that movie, and some of it I caught and a lot I probably didn't, and I'll be watching it again soon.
One thing, though: NETWORK is more cyberpunk than THE MATRIX. And there's not a computer in it. And the subject matter is still frighteningly relevant.
ALMOST AS LATE: The Right Stuff
The best thing I can say about THE RIGHT STUFF is that that is maybe the most butch cast since THE DIRTY DOZEN or THE WILD BUNCH. Butch in a way that just doesn't happen anymore, since these days our "manly man" types are greased up body freaks. But the astronauts of THE RIGHT STUFF have a lot more to do with manliness than the 'roid freaks of THE EXPENDABLES. A five-year-old Sam Shepard could tear the junk right off Sly Stallone, and Ed Harris on his deathbed will still be tougher than Jason Statham.
Seriously, what the fuck happened? Less than thirty years ago, we get Shepard, Harris, Fred Ward, Lance Henriksen*, Scott Glenn, and Dennis Quaid to play the cream of the American crop. Fifteen years later, it was Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, and Steve Buscemi, and while I love those guys (but not that movie,) I think that marks a pretty clear decline in Hollywood masculinity.
Today's version of THE RIGHT STUFF would be more of an action movie, and it would probably linger pornographically on the launch pad explosions and other catastrophes; there would be a "bromantic" relationship between two of the characters; the wives would have at least one pool scene; and my two favorite parts would probably just not exist, or be completely ruined by MTV editing and some godawful pop rock song.
Ed Harris (as John Glenn) and Mary Jo Deschanel (as his wife, Annie) have a beautiful scene early on. We don't know much about them, except that John is the perfect military pilot, stoic, square-jawed, and forthright. Annie, barely seen so far, is silent and aloof-seeming, barely an accessory on her superman's arm. Her seeming distance, it turns out, is the result of a bad stammer, and the two share a beautifully-drawn scene of quiet conversation that convincingly creates a very loving couple. Today, it would probably involve animal crackers.
Yeager's last big scene would be toast as well. In the movie, he takes an experimental jet up and pushes it and himself right to the edge of space and death. The race to the edge of the atmosphere is beautifully shot. A lot is done with lens flares and reflections, and Yeager's fall is one of the most intense things ever put to film. A lot of that intensity comes when he falls through a cloud - and the director leaves him there for a long moment. You know, consciously, that Chuck Yeager lived long after the events depicted in the film, but still there is tension to be mined. Now, every moment from takeoff to Yeager walking across the desert would be documented in meticulous, CGI-Enhanced detail, and it'd be accompanied by Maroon 5.
I'm glad to have seen the movie finally. The performances were great, the story interesting (and whoo, the cinematography!)... but at 3+ hours, it's not one I'll be revisiting anytime soon. There are weaknesses to this movie, and they seem to get a pass because of the subject matter (and cast.)
THAT'S A WRAP
I know I sound like an old guy, bitching about how movies used to be so much better. But if we're talking about NETWORK, it really WAS so much better than pretty much anything since. It is an actual masterpiece. THE RIGHT STUFF is a damn good movie, but I've seen better (from that time period, even.) It just seems like there was a level of dedication and craft from all involved (except Philip Kaufman, director of THE RIGHT STUFF, who clearly thinks of himself more as an artist. Well, screw Philip Kaufman. He still owes me for making fucking RISING SUN.)
Anyway, I mentioned in a previous post that this would be Foreign Friday. We'll see about that. I will watch something from my Instant Queue and review it, but it may not be GDT's first couple of movies. Thanks for reading.
* If you don't know the name Lance Henriksen, he's the wiry little guy who played Bishop, the tiddlywinks champion of the Alien universe. James Cameron wanted him to play the lead in a little movie called THE TERMINATOR, but the studio balked. Personally, I want to see THAT version. And on consideration, that might be the moment that shifted the Hollywood representation of "the tough guy."
Well, there aren't many movies on my Netflix queue that I could BE any later to. NETWORK is almost as old as I am (jebus!)
NETWORK might be perfect. It was made by incredibly talented people who actually gave a shit about the movie and who had some modicum of respect for their audience. Nowadays, like "quick, cheap, or good," it seems like you only get to pick two of those qualities.
It won Oscars. Good ones, not the ones INCEPTION got. It was nominated in all four acting categories - Faye Dunaway won Best Actress (and deserved it,) William Holden was nominated for Best Actor (and should have won it,) Beatrice Straight won Best Supporting Actress (with one incredible scene - she had more grace and presence on screen than almost anyone I've ever seen,) and Peter Finch was the first person ever to posthumously be nominated for and win an Oscar as Best Supporting Actor (and unlike in the only other case of a posthumous nomination, he wasn't just doing Nicholson.) Paddy Chayefsky won the Screenplay Oscar because, well, even the blind squirrels at the Academy find an acorn from time to time.
Quick Aside: If you've ever written anything, and want to do it again, you owe yourself more Chayefsky. His writing will make you feel small and untalented, but in a GOOD way.
I don't feel qualified to really say much else about NETWORK. I think this might actually be awe. The real kind, the stuff involving deities. There is SO MUCH going on in that movie, and some of it I caught and a lot I probably didn't, and I'll be watching it again soon.
One thing, though: NETWORK is more cyberpunk than THE MATRIX. And there's not a computer in it. And the subject matter is still frighteningly relevant.
ALMOST AS LATE: The Right Stuff
The best thing I can say about THE RIGHT STUFF is that that is maybe the most butch cast since THE DIRTY DOZEN or THE WILD BUNCH. Butch in a way that just doesn't happen anymore, since these days our "manly man" types are greased up body freaks. But the astronauts of THE RIGHT STUFF have a lot more to do with manliness than the 'roid freaks of THE EXPENDABLES. A five-year-old Sam Shepard could tear the junk right off Sly Stallone, and Ed Harris on his deathbed will still be tougher than Jason Statham.
Seriously, what the fuck happened? Less than thirty years ago, we get Shepard, Harris, Fred Ward, Lance Henriksen*, Scott Glenn, and Dennis Quaid to play the cream of the American crop. Fifteen years later, it was Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, and Steve Buscemi, and while I love those guys (but not that movie,) I think that marks a pretty clear decline in Hollywood masculinity.
Today's version of THE RIGHT STUFF would be more of an action movie, and it would probably linger pornographically on the launch pad explosions and other catastrophes; there would be a "bromantic" relationship between two of the characters; the wives would have at least one pool scene; and my two favorite parts would probably just not exist, or be completely ruined by MTV editing and some godawful pop rock song.
Ed Harris (as John Glenn) and Mary Jo Deschanel (as his wife, Annie) have a beautiful scene early on. We don't know much about them, except that John is the perfect military pilot, stoic, square-jawed, and forthright. Annie, barely seen so far, is silent and aloof-seeming, barely an accessory on her superman's arm. Her seeming distance, it turns out, is the result of a bad stammer, and the two share a beautifully-drawn scene of quiet conversation that convincingly creates a very loving couple. Today, it would probably involve animal crackers.
Yeager's last big scene would be toast as well. In the movie, he takes an experimental jet up and pushes it and himself right to the edge of space and death. The race to the edge of the atmosphere is beautifully shot. A lot is done with lens flares and reflections, and Yeager's fall is one of the most intense things ever put to film. A lot of that intensity comes when he falls through a cloud - and the director leaves him there for a long moment. You know, consciously, that Chuck Yeager lived long after the events depicted in the film, but still there is tension to be mined. Now, every moment from takeoff to Yeager walking across the desert would be documented in meticulous, CGI-Enhanced detail, and it'd be accompanied by Maroon 5.
I'm glad to have seen the movie finally. The performances were great, the story interesting (and whoo, the cinematography!)... but at 3+ hours, it's not one I'll be revisiting anytime soon. There are weaknesses to this movie, and they seem to get a pass because of the subject matter (and cast.)
THAT'S A WRAP
I know I sound like an old guy, bitching about how movies used to be so much better. But if we're talking about NETWORK, it really WAS so much better than pretty much anything since. It is an actual masterpiece. THE RIGHT STUFF is a damn good movie, but I've seen better (from that time period, even.) It just seems like there was a level of dedication and craft from all involved (except Philip Kaufman, director of THE RIGHT STUFF, who clearly thinks of himself more as an artist. Well, screw Philip Kaufman. He still owes me for making fucking RISING SUN.)
Anyway, I mentioned in a previous post that this would be Foreign Friday. We'll see about that. I will watch something from my Instant Queue and review it, but it may not be GDT's first couple of movies. Thanks for reading.
* If you don't know the name Lance Henriksen, he's the wiry little guy who played Bishop, the tiddlywinks champion of the Alien universe. James Cameron wanted him to play the lead in a little movie called THE TERMINATOR, but the studio balked. Personally, I want to see THAT version. And on consideration, that might be the moment that shifted the Hollywood representation of "the tough guy."
02 January 2011
Two More, and The Best of the Bunch
We finished off the weekend with two more movies: Taking Woodstock and Crazy Heart. And just to complete the minor marathon of movie-watching and reviewing, here I am. This is apparently the weekend for filmic forgiveness.
Taking Woodstock
Three things: Emile Hirsch, like Cera, Hill, and Mintz-Plasse, is not among my favorite actors. Like the others, he was in a movie that completely tainted him, but in his case, it was "Into the Wild." Sorry, McCandless was an irresponsible, selfish little tool who lacked the good sense to pack for a trip. He was amazing as Demetri Martin's friend.
The central storyline, Demetri Martin's relationship with the people around him, is very well executed.
And last but not least, it comes as the opposite of a surprise that Liev Schreiber does not make a particularly attractive woman. But he is a dignified one.
Score: 4.5/5
Crazy Heart
There is one thing to say about "Crazy Heart," in my opinion: it was pretty much a perfect movie. Music - at least as good as "Black Snake Moan" or "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"; acting - maybe better than "25th Hour"; writing - takes on all comers; cinematography - up there with "The Fountain" or "The Searchers." Even Colin Ferrell was great in this.
Scoring this movie would just be insulting.
Taking Woodstock
Three things: Emile Hirsch, like Cera, Hill, and Mintz-Plasse, is not among my favorite actors. Like the others, he was in a movie that completely tainted him, but in his case, it was "Into the Wild." Sorry, McCandless was an irresponsible, selfish little tool who lacked the good sense to pack for a trip. He was amazing as Demetri Martin's friend.
The central storyline, Demetri Martin's relationship with the people around him, is very well executed.
And last but not least, it comes as the opposite of a surprise that Liev Schreiber does not make a particularly attractive woman. But he is a dignified one.
Score: 4.5/5
Crazy Heart
There is one thing to say about "Crazy Heart," in my opinion: it was pretty much a perfect movie. Music - at least as good as "Black Snake Moan" or "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"; acting - maybe better than "25th Hour"; writing - takes on all comers; cinematography - up there with "The Fountain" or "The Searchers." Even Colin Ferrell was great in this.
Scoring this movie would just be insulting.
Batch Reviews
Eat Pray Love
I didn't hate "Eat Pray Love," in spite of this thing I have about chick flicks (a penis.) It was beautifully shot, for one thing, and had a decent storyline. I didn't really care much for the main character, who spent most of the movie rejecting things... which, to be fair, was the point. Richard Jenkins was a definite high point as a sort of Buddhist priest (a low-key Asian-inflected version of Judas Priest with way less leather,) Billy Crudup did his usual quietly amazing job (why isn't that guy a huge rockstar?) and James Franco has turned into a really good actor. Do not be surprised when, sometime in ten or so years, Franco is called "One of the best actors of his generation." Seriously. The kid from Spider-man. (3.5/5)
The Town
I was all ready to dismiss "The Town" as "Heat 2.0," which is still a pretty fair comparison, but it misses the point that "The Town" really is one of the best crime/action movies since Michael Mann sat De Niro and Pacino down in that diner for an all-too-brief conversation. But even with Mann's epic being a clear and heavy influence, Ben Affleck made a strong, assured film that happens to have a lot of similarities to the earlier movie, but stands on its own as a story and as a damn fine movie. The supporting cast was uniformly excellent, from Jeremy Renner to Blake Lively. Between this and "Gone Baby Gone," there really shouldn't be any doubt but that Ben Affleck is a damn good director. Where "Heat" was about responsibility and aging, "The Town" is about growing up and about loyalty, a subject Affleck has been concerned with since "Good Will Hunting." Seriously, see this movie if you didn't already. (5/5)
Vantage Point
I had a good time with this movie. It wasn't a great flick by any stretch, but it was a perfectly acceptable thriller, and had some nice twists and turns to it. Why it got no respect from any quarter for the editing, I'll never understand. And plus, Forest Whitaker is one of my absolute favorite actors. He's almost an elemental force, even when he's playing a somewhat nebbishy tourist with a camera in a B-movie thriller about seemingly superhuman Secret Service agents (Dennis Quaid is in a car wreck that stretches the suspension of belief past what is reasonable.) The score below includes a half point for the presence of Said Taghmoui, another favorite actor. (4/5)
The Brothers Bloom
Holy mother of God, why didn't I see this in theaters? Why didn't everybody see this in theaters? Written and directed by Rian Johnson, the absolute genius behind "Brick" a few years ago, this flick is THE con-man flick of the past decade. Twisty, turny, and full of note-perfect casting, you really are missing out if you haven't seen this one. There's Rachel Weisz playing quirky and adorable, Mark Ruffalo with charm and brains to spare, and Adrian Brody playing vulnerable in such a way as to make it kind of cool. And while those descriptions pretty much match a lot of what you've seen the three leads in, Johnson's script and directing are such that these three absolutely HAD to play those parts. Add in Robbie Coltrane, Maximillian mofuggin' Schell, and Rinko Kikuchi as one of the best sidekick characters I've ever seen, and you've got yourself a flick. A damn near perfect movie. (5.5/5 - extra credit for Kikuchi's Bang Bang.)
The Invention of Lying
Ricky Gervais. I was really only peripherally aware of who Gervais was until this past year or so. I knew of him, but I don't think I'd seen much of anything with him. When "Lying" came out, I saw him on "The Daily Show," and he was cool and funny and interesting, but I still didn't actually watch the movie. Then, on the trip to Florida a couple weeks ago, we caught a few minutes of his new standup special on HBO. He didn't displace Bill Hicks or George Carlin in my pantheon of great standup comedians, but he did floor me a couple of times. Then we saw this movie. Religious people will probably be upset at some aspects of the film, but Gervais puts across a very intelligent, very compassionate case both for and against "The Man in the Sky" (the movie's term, not mine.) Like the rest of the movies in this entry, the supporting cast was terrific... including the hated Jonah Hill, who was doing a toned-down version of his schtick, one that felt more authentic and truthful. There is a massive tonal shift about halfway through the movie, and I get what Gervais was doing, but it didn't click quite as well for me after a point. Overall, though, an excellent movie, and one that's about something - in this case, self-invention, and how to be "good." It appeals strongly to the existentialist in me. (4.5/5)
Paris, Je T'Aime
A lot of people love the hell out of this movie. There were pieces of it that were absolutely beautiful (in particular the Gus Van Sant segment near the beginning) but I'm not a fan of this type of movie. Vignettes are fine, but stringing a bunch of them together tires me out. And this movie had two strikes against it, starting about the halfway point - that fucking mime section, for one, and for two, I started feeling physically ill about the time Ben Gazzarra showed up. I don't THINK it had anything to do with the movie, so much as a couple of beers and some puerco pibil... And to be fair, I didn't finish the movie. But I don't think I will. (?/5, tending to 3/5.)
(Side note: We also got "New York, I Love You." I would have been reviewing it instead of "Paris," but our copy was slightly damaged, and started freezing up five minutes in.)
Kick Ass
Remember when I said I wished I'd seen "The Brothers Bloom" in theaters? Same applies here, but pretty much all my friends were actually recommending "Kick Ass." To those friends, I apologize. This might be the best superhero movie I've seen, and I've seen most of them since probably Burton's Batman. "Kick Ass" might have replaced "The Incredibles" for me for Favorite Superhero Movie (but I'm giving Pixar another chance, just as soon as they get "The Incredibles" out on Blu-ray. Any day now...) Chloe Moretz will one day own the entire city of Hollywood. And she actually wasn't even my favorite character.
Superbad (A brief aside.)
I hated Superbad. I thought it was stupid and pointless and determinedly unfunny. Jonah Hill was a shitty stand-in for Seth Rogen. Michael Cera is a bland, boring, dull dweeb with a black hole where his charisma should be. And Christopher Mintz-Plasse's McLovin... well, the only thing really wrong with Mintz-Plasse's performance in that movie was that everybody loved McLovin, and that's a great way to put me off the character. I hated Superbad SO MUCH that the hatred spilled onto all three of them... until "The Invention of Lying" showed me a more sympathetic Hill. Mintz-Plasse got past the Superbad Curse fully with "Kick Ass." More on Cera in a minute.
Kick Ass (the conclusion.)
In case the preceding didn't make it clear, Mintz-Plasse's Red Mist was a sheer pleasure. I can't wait for the sequel. (5/5)
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
I'm resisting a Scott 0, World 1, joke. Obviously not very well. Edgar Wright has never disappointed me. Shaun of the Dead is one of my favorite zombie movies and one of my favorite comedies. Hot Fuzz is also a brilliant comedy, and works damn well as a buddy cop picture. I heard he was making this movie, and even though I didn't know much about the comics at the time, I was excited. Then he cast that black hole of talent and personality (you know him as Michael Cera) as Scott. I was less excited. Then he started filling in the supporting cast with people like Brandon Routh (who took an unfair kicking from Superman) and Jason Schwartzman (who I tend to like a lot, but I'm not always interested in the movies he makes.) I got a little more excited. Then the movie came out and got reviews that could probably charitably be called "mixed." Friends hated it. So I put it off. Then Blockbuster had it on sale for 3/$20. We were going to watch it NYE, after "Paris," but I was out of commission. So we watched it last night, right after "Kick Ass." I'm actually kind of glad we watched it at home, because that meant the whole screen was easily visible, and Wright put a LOT on the screen - far more than he usually does, and so much more than most filmmakers ever will. From the standpoint of just the pretty pictures, this movie was at least the equal of "The Matrix," or "Kill Bill," or "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," or "Dark City." (There are movies that I think are much better visually - "Pleasantville," pretty much all of Darren Aronofsky's movies, and some classics like "The Searchers." But "Scott" is definitely a recent high-water mark.)
(Cue pretentious amateur critic comment: "Edgar Wright has found new ways to convey information visually, borrowing from sources as diverse as cable news and comic books, to create a new kind of film grammar that perfectly carried this film's style, themes, and tone.")
Brandon Routh was hilariously smug as the super-powered Vegan Ex. Jason Schwartzman tore it up as End Boss Gideon, and hopefully over time, his supervillain character will be remembered as fondly as, say, Nicholson's Joker. Knives Chau (played by Ellen Wong) was, as in the books, the sweet soul of the movie. Kieran Culkin was spot-on with all the snark his character (Scott's roommate) deserved. And Aubrey Plaza is a comedy ninja. I loved her in "Funny People," too, but her Julie Powers was bitchy fun.
And the Black Hole of Charisma, Michael Cera... Well, fuck. Apparently, I just haven't seen the right Michael Cera movies. I kind of think that's because he hasn't made too many that I'd like (but I'm thinking I might try to catch "Youth in Revolt" sometime.) He may not have been the perfect choice for Scott, but Scott was definitely the perfect choice for him, if that makes sense. This part should have been a breakout hit for him - Scott's storyline is basically about growing up and coming into his own after a lifetime of just kind of floating and getting by, nothing at all for me to relate to there - but it probably won't be, because it wasn't the huge success that Superbad was. I actually feel like I owe the guy an apology. But moreso, I feel like I owe thanks to Edgar Wright for putting together such a great, heartfelt movie. It might not be for everyone, but it hit the spot for me. (5/5)
(Final side note, after watching "Kick Ass" and "Scott Pilgrim," we threw on "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog," and as far as these things go, that was a hell of a good triple play.)
I didn't hate "Eat Pray Love," in spite of this thing I have about chick flicks (a penis.) It was beautifully shot, for one thing, and had a decent storyline. I didn't really care much for the main character, who spent most of the movie rejecting things... which, to be fair, was the point. Richard Jenkins was a definite high point as a sort of Buddhist priest (a low-key Asian-inflected version of Judas Priest with way less leather,) Billy Crudup did his usual quietly amazing job (why isn't that guy a huge rockstar?) and James Franco has turned into a really good actor. Do not be surprised when, sometime in ten or so years, Franco is called "One of the best actors of his generation." Seriously. The kid from Spider-man. (3.5/5)
The Town
I was all ready to dismiss "The Town" as "Heat 2.0," which is still a pretty fair comparison, but it misses the point that "The Town" really is one of the best crime/action movies since Michael Mann sat De Niro and Pacino down in that diner for an all-too-brief conversation. But even with Mann's epic being a clear and heavy influence, Ben Affleck made a strong, assured film that happens to have a lot of similarities to the earlier movie, but stands on its own as a story and as a damn fine movie. The supporting cast was uniformly excellent, from Jeremy Renner to Blake Lively. Between this and "Gone Baby Gone," there really shouldn't be any doubt but that Ben Affleck is a damn good director. Where "Heat" was about responsibility and aging, "The Town" is about growing up and about loyalty, a subject Affleck has been concerned with since "Good Will Hunting." Seriously, see this movie if you didn't already. (5/5)
Vantage Point
I had a good time with this movie. It wasn't a great flick by any stretch, but it was a perfectly acceptable thriller, and had some nice twists and turns to it. Why it got no respect from any quarter for the editing, I'll never understand. And plus, Forest Whitaker is one of my absolute favorite actors. He's almost an elemental force, even when he's playing a somewhat nebbishy tourist with a camera in a B-movie thriller about seemingly superhuman Secret Service agents (Dennis Quaid is in a car wreck that stretches the suspension of belief past what is reasonable.) The score below includes a half point for the presence of Said Taghmoui, another favorite actor. (4/5)
The Brothers Bloom
Holy mother of God, why didn't I see this in theaters? Why didn't everybody see this in theaters? Written and directed by Rian Johnson, the absolute genius behind "Brick" a few years ago, this flick is THE con-man flick of the past decade. Twisty, turny, and full of note-perfect casting, you really are missing out if you haven't seen this one. There's Rachel Weisz playing quirky and adorable, Mark Ruffalo with charm and brains to spare, and Adrian Brody playing vulnerable in such a way as to make it kind of cool. And while those descriptions pretty much match a lot of what you've seen the three leads in, Johnson's script and directing are such that these three absolutely HAD to play those parts. Add in Robbie Coltrane, Maximillian mofuggin' Schell, and Rinko Kikuchi as one of the best sidekick characters I've ever seen, and you've got yourself a flick. A damn near perfect movie. (5.5/5 - extra credit for Kikuchi's Bang Bang.)
The Invention of Lying
Ricky Gervais. I was really only peripherally aware of who Gervais was until this past year or so. I knew of him, but I don't think I'd seen much of anything with him. When "Lying" came out, I saw him on "The Daily Show," and he was cool and funny and interesting, but I still didn't actually watch the movie. Then, on the trip to Florida a couple weeks ago, we caught a few minutes of his new standup special on HBO. He didn't displace Bill Hicks or George Carlin in my pantheon of great standup comedians, but he did floor me a couple of times. Then we saw this movie. Religious people will probably be upset at some aspects of the film, but Gervais puts across a very intelligent, very compassionate case both for and against "The Man in the Sky" (the movie's term, not mine.) Like the rest of the movies in this entry, the supporting cast was terrific... including the hated Jonah Hill, who was doing a toned-down version of his schtick, one that felt more authentic and truthful. There is a massive tonal shift about halfway through the movie, and I get what Gervais was doing, but it didn't click quite as well for me after a point. Overall, though, an excellent movie, and one that's about something - in this case, self-invention, and how to be "good." It appeals strongly to the existentialist in me. (4.5/5)
Paris, Je T'Aime
A lot of people love the hell out of this movie. There were pieces of it that were absolutely beautiful (in particular the Gus Van Sant segment near the beginning) but I'm not a fan of this type of movie. Vignettes are fine, but stringing a bunch of them together tires me out. And this movie had two strikes against it, starting about the halfway point - that fucking mime section, for one, and for two, I started feeling physically ill about the time Ben Gazzarra showed up. I don't THINK it had anything to do with the movie, so much as a couple of beers and some puerco pibil... And to be fair, I didn't finish the movie. But I don't think I will. (?/5, tending to 3/5.)
(Side note: We also got "New York, I Love You." I would have been reviewing it instead of "Paris," but our copy was slightly damaged, and started freezing up five minutes in.)
Kick Ass
Remember when I said I wished I'd seen "The Brothers Bloom" in theaters? Same applies here, but pretty much all my friends were actually recommending "Kick Ass." To those friends, I apologize. This might be the best superhero movie I've seen, and I've seen most of them since probably Burton's Batman. "Kick Ass" might have replaced "The Incredibles" for me for Favorite Superhero Movie (but I'm giving Pixar another chance, just as soon as they get "The Incredibles" out on Blu-ray. Any day now...) Chloe Moretz will one day own the entire city of Hollywood. And she actually wasn't even my favorite character.
Superbad (A brief aside.)
I hated Superbad. I thought it was stupid and pointless and determinedly unfunny. Jonah Hill was a shitty stand-in for Seth Rogen. Michael Cera is a bland, boring, dull dweeb with a black hole where his charisma should be. And Christopher Mintz-Plasse's McLovin... well, the only thing really wrong with Mintz-Plasse's performance in that movie was that everybody loved McLovin, and that's a great way to put me off the character. I hated Superbad SO MUCH that the hatred spilled onto all three of them... until "The Invention of Lying" showed me a more sympathetic Hill. Mintz-Plasse got past the Superbad Curse fully with "Kick Ass." More on Cera in a minute.
Kick Ass (the conclusion.)
In case the preceding didn't make it clear, Mintz-Plasse's Red Mist was a sheer pleasure. I can't wait for the sequel. (5/5)
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
I'm resisting a Scott 0, World 1, joke. Obviously not very well. Edgar Wright has never disappointed me. Shaun of the Dead is one of my favorite zombie movies and one of my favorite comedies. Hot Fuzz is also a brilliant comedy, and works damn well as a buddy cop picture. I heard he was making this movie, and even though I didn't know much about the comics at the time, I was excited. Then he cast that black hole of talent and personality (you know him as Michael Cera) as Scott. I was less excited. Then he started filling in the supporting cast with people like Brandon Routh (who took an unfair kicking from Superman) and Jason Schwartzman (who I tend to like a lot, but I'm not always interested in the movies he makes.) I got a little more excited. Then the movie came out and got reviews that could probably charitably be called "mixed." Friends hated it. So I put it off. Then Blockbuster had it on sale for 3/$20. We were going to watch it NYE, after "Paris," but I was out of commission. So we watched it last night, right after "Kick Ass." I'm actually kind of glad we watched it at home, because that meant the whole screen was easily visible, and Wright put a LOT on the screen - far more than he usually does, and so much more than most filmmakers ever will. From the standpoint of just the pretty pictures, this movie was at least the equal of "The Matrix," or "Kill Bill," or "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," or "Dark City." (There are movies that I think are much better visually - "Pleasantville," pretty much all of Darren Aronofsky's movies, and some classics like "The Searchers." But "Scott" is definitely a recent high-water mark.)
(Cue pretentious amateur critic comment: "Edgar Wright has found new ways to convey information visually, borrowing from sources as diverse as cable news and comic books, to create a new kind of film grammar that perfectly carried this film's style, themes, and tone.")
Brandon Routh was hilariously smug as the super-powered Vegan Ex. Jason Schwartzman tore it up as End Boss Gideon, and hopefully over time, his supervillain character will be remembered as fondly as, say, Nicholson's Joker. Knives Chau (played by Ellen Wong) was, as in the books, the sweet soul of the movie. Kieran Culkin was spot-on with all the snark his character (Scott's roommate) deserved. And Aubrey Plaza is a comedy ninja. I loved her in "Funny People," too, but her Julie Powers was bitchy fun.
And the Black Hole of Charisma, Michael Cera... Well, fuck. Apparently, I just haven't seen the right Michael Cera movies. I kind of think that's because he hasn't made too many that I'd like (but I'm thinking I might try to catch "Youth in Revolt" sometime.) He may not have been the perfect choice for Scott, but Scott was definitely the perfect choice for him, if that makes sense. This part should have been a breakout hit for him - Scott's storyline is basically about growing up and coming into his own after a lifetime of just kind of floating and getting by, nothing at all for me to relate to there - but it probably won't be, because it wasn't the huge success that Superbad was. I actually feel like I owe the guy an apology. But moreso, I feel like I owe thanks to Edgar Wright for putting together such a great, heartfelt movie. It might not be for everyone, but it hit the spot for me. (5/5)
(Final side note, after watching "Kick Ass" and "Scott Pilgrim," we threw on "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog," and as far as these things go, that was a hell of a good triple play.)
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